Oh what the Hell, I'll give it a shot.

Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
I am WAY too lazy to do that.

Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
A shelf full o' crap! OH JUBILATION!

Before you started this survey, what were you doing?
Copying and pasting it into my journal.

What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Some Scooby Doo movie.

Without looking, guess what time it is
11:46 AM

Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
12:06 PM (WTF?!)

With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The voices in my head won't shut up! MAKE THEM STOP!

When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
This morning, telling my dad someone was bringing their rent up.

Did you dream last night?
What do I look like, some kinda' dream-rememberin' hippy?

Do you remember your dreams?
A';LFDKSG';L@#(%($&^!%!! READ UP!

When did you last laugh?
Few minutes ago, watching a Sweeney Todd spoof.

Do you remember why / at what?
Look up, Hannah! (Cookie for anyone who gets that reference.)

What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Greenish paint.

Seen anything weird lately?
My sister was pretending to be a drag queen. That's a BIT odd.

What do you think of this quiz?
IT'S REALLY FUCKING LONG!

What is the last film you saw?
I can't remember.

If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
A small village in Italy, one with a lot of wells to throw things down.

If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Nothing, my parents would throw that in the bank so fast my head would spin. >_>

Tell me something about you that most people don't know.
If it's something most people don't know, it's probably cuz' I don't want them to. You're not special. >_<

If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I'd buy moar internets.

Do you like to dance?
Once in a while I've been known to shake my moneymaker.

Would you ever consider living abroad?
Hells to the yeah!

Does your name make any interesting anagrams?

Anthony Verardi
A Vineyard Thorn, A Hardy Inventor, A Verandah in Troy

Who made the last incoming call on your phone?
I don't have a cell phone... Stop laughing, you pricks!

What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
Music! Oh how I love Nightwish.

Last time you swam in a pool?
Sometime last week.

Type of music you like most?
Anything freakishly epic.

Type of music you dislike most?
Rap or country, though there are some exceptions.

Are you listening to music right now?
No, but I have my headphones on anyway. That way, people don't bother talking to me because they think I'm not listening. ^_^

What color is your bedroom carpet?
Green, but the one in my new room is blue.

If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do?
Don't even talk about changing the house! We're still not done with the FIRST damn addition!

What was the last thing you bought?
Crisis Core: FFVII.

Have you ever ridden on a motorbike?
Yup.

Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
Damn right I would!

Do you have a garden?
No, but my mom has one with a bunch of slugs that I throw salt at.

Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
Sure.

What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?
Five more minutes mommy...

If you could eat lunch with one famous person, who would it be?
Someone who doesn't eat much so I can hog it all. Ghandi!

Who sent the last text message you received?
Didn't I already say I don't have a damn cell phone?! Stop reminding me!

Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
I don't have a credit card either! GRAH!

What time is bed time?
Depends if anything good is on TV.

Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
Yes, I won swimsuit with no competition. >_> Of course not!

How many tattoos do you have?
None, and I'm keeping it that way.

If you don't have any, have you ever thought of getting one?
Readupplzkthxbye.

What did you do for your last birthday?
I had fun until I remembered I was one year closer to dying of old age. -_- But then I ate cake, so it was cool.

Do you carry a donor card?
No, but I probably will.

Who was the last person you ate dinner with?
Mom and Nicolena.

Is the glass half empty or half full?
Who gives a damn, just shut up and drink already!

What's the farthest-away place you've been?
Cancun, Mexico.

When's the last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
Yesterday, on a sandwich.

Have you ever won a trophy?
Yep, the cheap kind where the paint comes off when you scratch it.

Are you a good cook?
I'm Italian, I have to be.

Do you know how to pump your own gas?
Yes, despite the fact that I don't have a license or even a car.

If you could meet any one person (from history or currently alive), who would it be?
Ack! Too many possible answers!

Have you ever had to wear a uniform for school?
What, you think I go to private school or something? Pfft, Hell no.

Do you touch-type?
Yeah, and I also stereo-type.

What's under your bed?
A whole lotta' legos in these blue bins.

Do you believe in love at first sight?
Nope.

Think fast, what do you like right now?
My iPod.

Where were you on Valentine's day?
School, home, nothing special.

What time do you get up?
'Bout an hour after I actually wake up. I'm really, REALLY lazy.

What was the name of your first pet?
I had a beta fish that I called Alpha.

Who is the second to last person to call you?
I don't know, I don't have a God damn phone!

Is there anything going on this weekend?
No, but I might have to start my history homework. Summer projects=

How are you feeling right now?
My back hurts.

What do you think about the most?
Can't really say, I think about a lot of stuff.

What time do you get up in the morning?
I don't wake up in the morning. It's more like afternoon.

If you had A Big Win in the Lottery, how long would you wait to tell people?
Fuck, I wouldn't bother. Like I said, my parents would take it all away.

Who would you tell first?
I said I wouldn't bother!

What is the last movie that you saw at the cinema?
I... I really don't know...

Do you sing in the shower?
Once in a long while, if dad happened to be painting outside my room the night before. The fumes come in and I get a little crazy.

Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
GAH! Stop with the repeating of the questions please!

What do you do most when you are bored?
Walk around the houses listening to music.

What do you do for a living?
I'm fifteen years old, I mooch off my parents.

Do you love your job?
I don't have one, because SOMEONE (I'm looking at you, Dad) didn't know that you have to sign up to caddy by March.

What did you want to be when you grew up?
Well, I wanted to be Lord High Emperor of the World, but I've set about to more realistic things, like writer.

If you could have any job, what would you want to do/be?
Oh how I'd love to teach. The gratification of making students miserable... It'd be like crack.

Which came first the chicken or the egg?
I don't like eggs, so the chicken.

How many keys on your key ring?
Don't have a key ring.

Where would you retire to?
Somewhere quiet where everyone will leave me the Hell alone.

What kind of car do you drive?
I don't have a car, I'm fifteen. The most I can do is go-kart. >_>

What are your best physical features?
My eyebrows are fucking PERFECT. No joke.

What are your best characteristics?
Despite the fact that I'm utterly evil, I'm undeniably good. Paradox time, yay!

If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation where would you go?
Italy or Germany.

What kind of books do you like to read?
Fantasy, sci-fi, that kinda' stuff.

Where would you want to retire to?
I AM IN THE ACT OF REFUSING TO ANSWER THE QUESTIONS OF REPETITION!

What is your favorite time of the day?
Late nights when it's quiet.

Where did you grow up?
Pittsburgh, PA.

How far away from your birthplace do you live now?
I still live in the same city.

What are you reading now?
These last few questions.

Are you a morning person or a night owl?
Night owl, by far. You're lucky to even catch me awake in the morning.

Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
More importantly, why would I need/want to?

Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows?
I've never tried till' now, but yes.

Do you have pets?
Nope.

How many rings before you answer the phone?
Depends on whether I'm expecting a call or not.

What is your best childhood memory?
I'd share it, but my sister would fucking kill me.

What are some of the different jobs that you have had in your life?
I help out my dad around the house, and I might starting help down at his salon cleaning up and crap.

Any new and exciting things that you would like toshare?
Not with you. >.>

What is most important in life?
To not give a shit what other people think about you.

What Inspires You?
THANK GOD, IT'S OVER!